CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months-
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms-
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing-
SCSI: System Can't See It-
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed-
DOS: Defunct Operating System-
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System-
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too-
PnP: Plug and Pray-
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity-
IBM: I Blame Microsoft-
DEC: Do Expect Cuts-
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers-
CA: Constant Acquisitions-
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language-
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses-
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs-
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.-
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
1 comment:
I needed a really good laugh about now. Thank you so much. That list is hilarious!
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